“We should all just face reality and stop taking our meals together.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Comedy is like music. You have to know the key and you have to find players with good chops. — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
I would love to do a great, female-driven comedy. I also love really small, quiet, independent-film stories that tell a slice of… — Simone Missick Copy Share Image
'Va Savoir' is a lovable comedy about love that looks upon life as drama and uses the world of the theater as… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“She wondered if she was in the midst of an anecdote that, for reasons of proximity, she was not yet able to… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
A great man reigns over himself with kindness and humor, and therefore never feels the pain of rejection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hey, precious.” A pretty brunette slid to Tristan’s side out of the blue. Precious? Who does she think she is? Gollum?” — Tatiana Vila Copy Share Image
“Aha!" Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. "You motherfucker! I knew you were the father!” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
We moved to America when I was young, but we were always very Welsh in our home. The humor, food, traditions. Very… — Richard Brake Copy Share Image
“But from the start I had withheld from him any information about the giant redwoods. It seemed to me that a Long… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would you stop being… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“So let me get this straight,” she made finger quotes in the air, “Doctor Jeffery Scott is looking for a butt ugly… — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
“There’s lots of people will help you with alcohol business, but there’s no one out there arranging little meetings where you can… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” Egnatious asked, eyebrows furrowed as he watched Gabriella do a flip. Firen mimicked Gabriella and turned to Egnatious.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“This is it.” Morgan gestured to the French doors like she was modeling a prize on a game show. “Here we have… — Cole Gibsen Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know what to spend it on, ’cause my mum said she didn’t want me to buy her nothing. So I… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.” — Denise Tompkins Copy Share Image
