“Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“I’ve got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.” — Michael R. Underwood Academia Copy Share Image
“Call today and we’ll throw in a carabiner with totally vague utility, a $29.99 value!” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.” — Michael R. Underwood Gamer Copy Share Image
“Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get… — Michael R. Underwood Geek Copy Share Image
“The trick is learning which what goes where and does what.” “That was some Tennant-level vaguebabble.” — Michael R. Underwood Education Copy Share Image
“If our cover breaks in here, we’re toast. Worse that toast, we’re the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“So, how bad of an idea is it to go there? On a scale of cooking-whithout-a-shirt to being-an-evil-priest-in-an-Alexandre-Dumas-book?” — Michael R. Underwood Bad idea Copy Share Image
“Ree coveted Anya’s curves sometimes, having inherited a fairly sticklike figure from her mother’s side of the family. Ree wore her hair… — Michael R. Underwood Parenting Copy Share Image
“Across the aisle, a living manga teen with spiky purple hair and more hardware on his body than an early Borg poked… — Michael R. Underwood Life Copy Share Image
“Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust… — Michael R. Underwood Dreams Copy Share Image
“The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three… — Michael R. Underwood Gamer Copy Share Image
“Now that Ree and Sandra’s stuff was safely ensconced on the fifth floor, Ree had no desire to move—ever, if possible—though she… — Michael R. Underwood Heart Copy Share Image
“That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...” — Michael R. Underwood Geek Copy Share Image
“I have to pose as an android detective? Will the ID say Deckard?” “Are you capable of ever not being snarky?” Eastwood… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“Ree cracked a smile, which Aidan matched. She ruffled his hair, and he brushed her hand off, scrunching up his face in… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“Today I acquired a collection of ray guns, posed for a cover spread, and wrote four thousand words of essay, including a… — Michael R. Underwood Books Copy Share Image
“Eastwood nodded. “So, like I said, the guy in the fur suit was an Atavist. They channel the power of a primal… — Michael R. Underwood Religion Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista… — Michael R. Underwood Baked goods Copy Share Image
“Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that… — Michael R. Underwood Geek Copy Share Image
“Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.” — Michael R. Underwood Geek Copy Share Image
“I live to serve,” Drake said. “Don’t. The wages suck. Live for awesome. The pay isn’t any better, but the sightseeing rocks.” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“So Die Hard is a better choice for action-fu than Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever." Eastwood snarled at the mention of the second… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
