No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh. — Amit Verma Comedy Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at dat ass — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
A lot of shit happens to me, I just don't talk about it. — Amit Verma Being depressed Copy Share Image
My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
A man who invites you home and shares his meal with you is the one you could build a long lasting friendship… — Amit Verma Food Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you. — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word… — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Why tell social networking sites that you're on your period? Nobody cares if your uterus lining is leaving your body — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma Confidence Copy Share Image
A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ...… — Amit Verma Accident Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine,… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I want a new life (start over) One without a cause (clean slate) So I'm coming home tonight (yeah) Well, no matter… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. — Amit Verma Blind Copy Share Image
Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Don't ignore me & then complain that I don't make an effort to talk to you — Amit Verma Being ignored Copy Share Image
