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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they’re swallowed by a giraffe. Other lines find humor in a ketchup bottle that farts, and they suggest a break dance when something goes wrong. Some jokes about love say you don’t need likes, and a few claim being single is like a dollar with no change.

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