Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh woowww.. Im that invisible to you now??? Thats cool. Ive always wanted to have superpowers. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more. — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals… Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Girl: Why You Post My Name On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me WhatS On My… — Babloo Copy Share Image
Life is like a facebook status message.. You can create or change a status that you post, but you can't change the… — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am… — Unknow Copy Share Image
I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing...… — Kassidy Michael Copy Share Image
Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, Im gonna face the world with one thing in mind…… Start the day thinking about you! and with all the decision… — Errol Flynn Copy Share Image
Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town… — H Gary Copy Share Image
A lady wants a man who's there for her when she's feeling down to pick her back up, a man who encourages… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK -Log On -Check Notification, Message, Friend Request -Poke Everyone Back -Go On Homepage -Do The Happy Birthday Ritual -Go Back To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say if you're bi, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat,… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Him introducing u 2 his mom doesn't mean his faithful or his gonna marry u,his just doing it so it could b… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
