Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes the storm's not only make us stronger…but they bring us closer together — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose a guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents, not his bedroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask Questions. 4) Always use the smiley face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Mom says are always right. I did ignore what was she saying but as the time goes by it comes right… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
If it looks like a frog, hops like a frog & croaks like a frog. I don't care how many times you… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring… — Dix Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thank you to the ones that are in my life and make it absolutely amazing.. and I'd also like to thank the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's simple. Don't look at me, don't follow me, don't converse about me & don't pretend that… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
If a bunch of guys are calling me a bitch,i know I must be hitting a nerve.If they are calling me a… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
When you text or chat with a girl on phone or computer, most of the times when you say Hey they go,… — My Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may… — LA Watts Copy Share Image
It really shows you how desperate people are on facebook. I'll see a girls pic and hit the like button if I… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I don't care about popularity or on how many numbers a blogger can have or how long each word exist. Because it's… — Gien Caytuna Copy Share Image
Im lyk dayum wen I saw you on facebook oh but wen I saw yhu in person wait wat happen to you… — Shanellpinder Copy Share Image
