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I heard good looks can kill. So please don't look at me ,i don't wanna see you die..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance... The 5 stages of buying fruits. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The essence of life is not being perfect, impressing people, or succeeding at everything. The essence of life is simply making mistakes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to the year of 2012; Where there is the cinnamon challenge so you can choke to death, the end of the… — Chad Copy Share Image
The moment when u HAVE to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself BE STRONG this is exactly what I always… — AIRA Copy Share Image
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In life we are given mountains to climb. Although the speed at which we climb these mountains and the length of time… — David DtK Smith Copy Share Image
Look Ladies… Some of y'all want a man who will always treat you like a queen. And it seems that every man… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
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