I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women give sex in exchange for love while men give love in exchange for sex — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adding friends is not a race. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless you are looking for a crowd… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This guy told me I will give a monkey money once in my life but I told him I'm not playing on… — Rell Pough Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, does it hurt your own back to kiss your own ass like that? F@k off ex, you ain't coming back!!! — Ronnz Michael Copy Share Image
I Mean You Will Never forget your first Love and HOW They made You feel and maybe someone won't ever make You… — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat… — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Everything is uncertian this might be your last breath this might b mine right now is all that is here right now… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
If one begins to look for love, he will find it. If he puts any conditions on love, there will be obstacles.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was mad a little while ago, but then I relized why? Why be mad ova something I can't control? Fact, if… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Don't like what I post ? Think I post too much? Think I get off the topic of the humanity some time?… — Khalifa Shavez Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I've been the rebound, the challenge, the fall back, and the girlfriend. I've been the mistake and the correction. One day someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
