Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when exes say, I'm here if you need me. Bitch, Where the fuck were you when we were together? Fuck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you've got something to say, don't hide behind your Facebook status honey- come to me & we can figure it out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loving someone dont need any REASON... It doesn't matter the age gap.. Doesn't matter how she/he looks.. Doesn't matter the way she/he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why would you let your girlfriend or boyfriend tell you to shut down your fb page for talking to the oppisit sex.… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the… — Julian Copy Share Image
So I wrote to my buddy James Cameron .. u know that titanic dude ... anywaysss I was complaining about that whole… — Joey Bones Copy Share Image
“when i was little i used to save my baths for later. id come back to them before bed and sit in… — Heiko Julién Copy Share Image
Truth is... girls lie as much a boys, boys get hurt as much as girls. At some point we all experience the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
