While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I try samples at stores: 5% Im thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! — Oluwasegun Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarten students If you don't like your nap time ,can you please give to us…Sincerely High school students — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before all I can do is to hide from you ,cause I don't know how to express my feeling for you. But… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get… — Fahim Copy Share Image
There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad. I remember all the good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people think that I don't go through hardship at all, hardship is having to fake a smile every day so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Very cute answer by a Bf to his Gf... Girl :~ Why my name is always on your facebook status in every… — SAM (THE BEST Copy Share Image
