Facebook status Quotes · Page 12

…… I just wanted to say, I love you.

— Harriet Morgan

There's always money in the banana stand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe

— Nikhil Saluja

I hope I didn't brain my damage!

— Nikhil Saluja

More Money Than Mistakes Is What I Have Made.

— Anonymous

I'm kinda crazy thinking of you!!

— Strawberry

If you love someone, Don't fuck someone else.

— Nikhil Saluja

Summer should get a fucking speeding ticket.

— Anonymous

I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it.

— Anonymous

Wish girls had it simple and guys had it difficult.

— Anonymous

All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else.

— Anonymous

I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.

— Anonymous

What the fuck do you want from me? is the new hello.

— Nikhil Saluja

She might as well post, Need attention NOW as her Facebook status.

— Anonymous

Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

It's okay not to be liked by everyone. -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

Going to bed now for some mind blowing, passionate, earth shattering, mad .. sleep. .. what were you thinking, you dirty minded people.

— Brii Ann

The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you either on leaves or…

— Kand3n

When someone is afraid to let you shine, even when your light is good for them too, blackout on them and find…

— Lisa's Voice

The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed…

— Anonymous

TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.

— Anonymous

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only…

— Hussein Nishah

Don't you hate buying new clothes and having to wait to wear it because you don't have any plans anytime soon

— Emanuel Sebastiao

Shortest horror story: Today is Monday

— Alisa Gattus

My mistakes always learn from me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Caught having sex - Swift Cover

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook Is Only What You Make It !

— Deezy Da Dreadhead

Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.

— Alex Wassabi

I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.

— Anonymous

Is everything expensive or am I just that poor?

— Tanya Bianco

Whiskey & Vagina go hand in hand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Remember the day I gave you my word, Yes I need them back.

— Nikhil Saluja

SHUT UP! You don't know me ...but your boyfriend does

— Anonymous

Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.

— Anonymous

Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say.

— Livefree2dream44

Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

I never pay my attention. he's going to die poor.

— Nikhil Saluja

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

— Anonymous

You don't have to like something to be influenced by it.

— Anonymous