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If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's my mouth I say what I want too, and it's my wall I can write anything I feel like to write — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Is having a Facebook status so important to us? Some of us who are REALLY engaged or married will set our status… — Chee Vai Tang Copy Share Image
It's so lame how men act on a dating site. How am I suppose to have an interest in you when I… — Vpl Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love how you love me, and just knowing you are there loving me, makes me stronger, and more confident¦ With your… — Karen Kostyla Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a lover not a friend, somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to, I'm looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
