Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Copy Share Image
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? — Danish Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Danish Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
Money cant buy you happiness? Well it's better to cry in a ferrari as compare to sohrab's cycle! — Danish Copy Share Image
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM" — Danish Copy Share
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her. — Danish Copy Share
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share
Couples are dating, singles are waiting, hoes are mating, &' real love is fading. — Danish Copy Share
