Looks like I must be dead because the way you treat me seems like I don't exist — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Knowing your family so well I can tell who's coming up the stairs by the sound of their footsteps — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds. — Amit Verma Crush Copy Share Image
Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope… — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them... — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends you're pregnant & they say by who. The you're a hoe — Amit Verma Friendship Copy Share Image
Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
No man is worth fighting over! If he was really yours you wouldn't have to fight over him! — Amit Verma Cheesy love Copy Share Image
Kanye's baby was born yesterday right? peep this. 6/15/2013 6 1+5= 6 2+0+1+3 = 6 666! ð±ð Nigga what ð³ ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!! — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot. — Amit Verma Abuse Copy Share Image
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30. — Amit Verma Being single Copy Share Image
Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick . — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days... — Amit Verma Failure Copy Share Image
My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I hate when girls say, You probably say that to every girl B*tch, dont you use the same resume when applying for… — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
Drake: The type of nigga, to try and find the same hooker in GTA. Because he felt the connection. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I'm the jealous type , you know why ? Because remember , we started out as Just friends too ... — Amit Verma Friends Copy Share Image
You know its going to be a great story when it starts off with, So this BITCH... — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you. :D :D — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like oh except me lol ha ha no especially you — Amit Verma Hate Copy Share Image
Meeting someone accidentally then realising what a huge part they play in your life — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I think its funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them. — Amit Verma Bad karma Copy Share Image
So if Mary gave birth to Jesus…and Jesus is the lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma Facebook status Copy Share Image
A Baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're homealone, and you… — Amit Verma Baby Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber. ~ Albert Einstein . He'd been inspired by porn for sure. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Pregnant women that smoke disgust me. Don't stop for your own health, but at least for the life you are carrying inside… — Amit Verma Disgust Copy Share Image
