Women always say all men want is sex… That's a lie. We want head too. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. — Amit Verma Dating Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Being fat Copy Share Image
10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back… — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Looks like I must be dead because the way you treat me seems like I don't exist — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Plain paper has no value but if u write somthng on it, it becomes document, life is same, u have to decide… — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Knowing your family so well I can tell who's coming up the stairs by the sound of their footsteps — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
You needed me, I was there, I needed you, and suddenly you were always busy. — Amit Verma Best friend Copy Share Image
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far…Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the… — Amit Verma Boobs Copy Share Image
Some People just need a high five . in the face. with a chair , twice from hulk on adrenaline rush. — Amit Verma Adrenaline Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long…... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Bad friends Copy Share Image
You need people like me.you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and saythat's the bad guy'. — Amit Verma Bad guy Copy Share Image
You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, God must be subscribed to your updates. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you. — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what race you are or what beliefs you have, if you're passionate about something, dream it and do it. — Amit Verma Dream Copy Share Image
What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion. — Amit Verma Abortion Copy Share Image
