You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples! — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb. — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. — Cary Elwes Copy Share Image
I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! — Moon Unit Zappa Copy Share Image
“The extra padding in my bra wasn’t doing much to hide my bullet-like nipples." -Laneyism” — Jodi Linton Copy Share Image
“That's why I had a reduction when I was twenty-one," which is when his expression morphed into one of horror. You'd have… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants...… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Boobs are like boyfriends. You go around wishing for them and trying to figure out what you have to do to get… — Pamela Todd Copy Share Image
I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys weren't interested in… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
I've always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I… — Coco Austin Copy Share Image
I was a really simple, easy, good girl back then. I had good grades and a boyfriend. I never fought with girls… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image