If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples! — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully! — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
I have really small tits, and the thought has crossed my mind to get them done. Because I see the girls who… — Stacey Dash Copy Share Image
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies: If they weren't meant to be used to get attention, God would have put boobs in a different place. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me and most of my girlfriends have said that we would never have a boob job, but we all said that we… — Miquita Oliver Copy Share Image
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
If I could get their attention long enough, I felt they would see beneath the boobs and find the heart, and that… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is:… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have… — Summer Altice Copy Share Image
I do have body-image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. And I hate my butt.… — Leslie Bibb Copy Share Image
And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“I can’t fathom the day when I’ll be able to figure out how to independently maneuver my way into my bra, like… — Lisa Genova Copy Share Image
When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“That's why I had a reduction when I was twenty-one," which is when his expression morphed into one of horror. You'd have… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb. — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For years I'd wanted a boob job but I've realized that, actually, I like them small. — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“You’re a teenage boy. I have boobs. What part of the equation is missing?” — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
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