If life hands u mellons put them in you're bra to make you're boobz look bigger *… ;O — Vivo Copy Share Image
Some people get fake boobs, but whatever. You can make your own decisions. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have? — Beavis And Butthead Copy Share Image
Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona — Pretty Little Liars Copy Share Image
Fellas don't play with her heart she only has one, play with her boobs she has two. — Sam Marcellin Copy Share Image
“Bob," I said over my shoulder. "Tell her it's me." "Can't," Bob said in a dreamy tone. "Boobs.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Dear Middle School Girl Who Thinks She's a Victoria's Secret Model, Mind if I Borrow a Tissue? Sincerely, It's Fallin Out Of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hate that word boobs. I wish people wouldn't say it, especially girls. It's like calling your own body stupid.” — Betty Miles Copy Share Image
“I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it. A great man… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
Somone asked on anon for mah bra size and I said''Plot Twist;I'm a boy. I don't have boobs. So I don't have… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
“And that’s why we’re sending Boobs McGee.” I slowly swiveled my head to glare at Catcher. “Seriously. You’re, what, twelve now?” ***… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
When you're on a show that is so free with the body and nudity, you get a guest director every episode, and… — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
That's a male pornographic fantasy that we're buttoned-up all day and let our boobs hang out at night. The truth is, some… — Cara Santa Maria Copy Share Image
“God crafted men’s eyes and women’s breast from the same material, I’m convinced. Whenever eyes wander toward cleavage, they’re just trying to… — Adi Alsaid Copy Share Image
“You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs… — Snooki Copy Share Image
Friends are like boobs some are big, some are small some are real, some are fake.:D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You never hear the word “breasts” in a positive scenario. Breasts are bad news.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“After pulling on two sports bras (Yes, two.Big boobs + running = black eyes)” — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
Friens are like boobs some are big some are small ,some are real and some are fake — Monkey'Butt Copy Share Image
“I need a pair of boobs and one Xtra hole …for a ''great'' career .” — Makis Philosofukciss Copy Share Image
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't play with a womans heart she only has 1, play with her boobs instead she has 2 — Omar Zapata Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I do like my breasts. They're great, so much fun. You can do what you like with them. — Denise Van Outen Copy Share Image
It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
