Boobs Quotes · Page 4

Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all.

— Natalie Portman

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention

— Paris Hilton

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

— Joan Rivers

“At least, my boobs weren’t showing this time.”

— Scarlett Dawn

My quality of life would increase significantly if I had boobs...

— Anonymous

I hate when boys look at my boobs and say dam u have some big boobs

— Anonymous

“Don't envy having a bigger bra size. It's more of a pain in the ass than you realize.”

— Rebecca Donovan

“I'm going to get him to sign my boobs. With his tongue.”

— Rowan Coleman

Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!'

— Anonymous

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this…

— Joan Rivers

There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

— Cary Elwes

I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to…

— Cybill Shepherd

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,…

— Anonymous

“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.”

— Emma Chase

“The extra padding in my bra wasn’t doing much to hide my bullet-like nipples." -Laneyism”

— Jodi Linton

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

— Moon Unit Zappa

So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants...…

— Britney Spears

I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails…

— Ryan Reynolds

“Boobs are like boyfriends. You go around wishing for them and trying to figure out what you have to do to get…

— Pamela Todd

I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys weren't interested in…

— Malin Akerman

I was a really simple, easy, good girl back then. I had good grades and a boyfriend. I never fought with girls…

— Kim Kardashian

I've always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I…

— Coco Austin

Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs…

— Tina Fey

I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look…

— Kate Winslet

“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me”

— Alice Clayton

Thanks for not showing me your man boobs this Mardi Gras.

— Mardi Gras

Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.

— Nikhil Saluja

Friend are like boobs you have big ones small ones real ones and fake ones x

— Omg

Boobs without a fat ass is just ordinary Boobs!

— Glen Rambharack

This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

— Anonymous

Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.

— Anonymous

WHOOPS. . You forgot to put your boobs in your shirt , .___.

— Anonymous

What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.

— Anonymous

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

— Joan Rivers

“unless you’re very long-breasted or wide-breasted,”

— La Leche League International

I was much better at learning things before I knew about boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

— William Goldman

Here's my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they're real.

— Carson Daly

“Not possible. Caristos can eye up decent boob and do security all at once.”

— Billy London

Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most

— Michael Clifford