Alice Clayton

“You give good woo.”

— Alice Clayton

“Damn Banger Voodoo.”

— Alice Clayton

“We merely looked...at giant diamonds.”

— Alice Clayton

“Fuck, he's pretty.”

— Alice Clayton

“You coming? ‘Cause I sure did.”

— Alice Clayton

“Don't be ungrateful. Just open it.”

— Alice Clayton

“I’m very cute when I’m vulnerable.”

— Alice Clayton

“Wine?” “Am I breathing?” “Wine it is.”

— Alice Clayton

“I didn’t think I could love you more, but I really kind of do.”

— Alice Clayton

“You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.”

— Alice Clayton

“I wouldn’t say I know him, but I’m familiar with his work.”

— Alice Clayton

“Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.”

— Alice Clayton

“No way, buddy. I'm not machuuing your pichu now. Huh-uh”

— Alice Clayton

“It’s like kissing a Jack ’o’ Lantern. What’s with the grin?”

— Alice Clayton

“I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.”

— Alice Clayton

“I agree with you. Everyone gets lonely sometimes.”

— Alice Clayton

“I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon... where I was dying to kneel before him.”

— Alice Clayton

“You’re here and I’m here and we’re here and this is so much more than enough because it’s everything.”

— Alice Clayton

“Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.”

— Alice Clayton

“Clive remained behind Simon’s knees. Simon’s Knees . . . What a great name for a band.”

— Alice Clayton

“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”

— Alice Clayton

“and yes, baby-puke-green appliances. To be fair, when they were initially manufactured, they were called avocado. Which was just insulting to avocados.”

— Alice Clayton

“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE”

— Alice Clayton

“I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong.”

— Alice Clayton

“You really have no idea, do you?” “No idea about what?” “How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl,” he said, leaning in…

— Alice Clayton

“If it was perfect, we would be rolling around on the sand together, kissing like mad.” I stopped walking and looked him…

— Alice Clayton

“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a…

— Alice Clayton

“I moaned like a whore in church. To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had…

— Alice Clayton

“It breaks my heart the way young girls pick themselves over, never thinking they're good enough. You make sure you always remember,…

— Alice Clayton

“-"Wow,are we becoming friends?" I asked. -"Hmmm...friends." He appeared to think carefully and examined me and my state of blush. "Yes, I…

— Alice Clayton

“The tension was so thick in the room, it was too much. He was too much. I couldn’t take the pressure, so…

— Alice Clayton

“So if you think for a second I’m going to let you end this without giving me a legitimate reason, you are…

— Alice Clayton

“Why do all men seem to think they need to rescue a woman? Are we not capable of rescuing our damn selves?…

— Alice Clayton

“Size-eighteen women were supposed to be timid. Size-eighteen women were supposed to be shy. Size-eighteen women were supposed to be grateful for…

— Alice Clayton

“After falling into Pillow Town, we scrambled about, arms and legs twisting this way and that, kisses becoming more and more frantic.…

— Alice Clayton

“Did you just spit something?” he asked, sounding curious and amused … “Never would have pegged you as a spitter, Vivian.” Eyes…

— Alice Clayton

“Thump “Oh, God” Thump Thump Unbelievable… I woke up faster this time, because I knew what I was hearing I sat up…

— Alice Clayton

“Why the hell do you love me so much? Seriously, I am fucked up and nuts,” I said into his chest, still…

— Alice Clayton

“Looking back now, how fucking stupid was I not to see what was going on? But when you were in it, you…

— Alice Clayton

“Can I get you anything? Water? Tea? Anything?” I turned to face him, as he stepped inside. “No water, no tea, but…

— Alice Clayton