“Always good when what you need and what you want are the same thing.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“As Jim Morrison said, this is the strangest life I’ve ever known.” — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna try to steal home.” I smiled. “Silly Simon, it’s not stealing if I wave you in” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Because this was real life. And in real life, you are tested, simple as that. We’d be tested, and we’d have to… — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set. Simon was about to fuck.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right? — Alice Clayton Couple Copy Share Image
“Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“For the record, I am so turned on by your elbow patches, I’m coming out of my skin over here.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“...sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like… — Alice Clayton Chick-lit Copy Share Image
“Are you out of your mind?The walls are not nearly as thick as your head.I can hear everything!Every spank, every meow,every giggle… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why you’re laughing, Miss Thing,” Nick said, turning his gaze to me. “You still fantasize over Joe McIntyre like… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“His gaze grew wistful, and he looked so young. 'I don't want to put things off, even though we haven't been together… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m so proud of you,” Sophia said when I’d finished. Mimi nodded in agreement. “For what?” “Caroline, there was a time when… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I assigned him to help me trim the Brussels sprouts, but instead he kept trying to throw them away when he thought… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“I’ll have to go away one day. And I don’t know what will happen then, which makes me so fucking selfish for… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Fucking gorgeous man. And the best part? The way he looked at me. Like I was the prettiest girl in the room.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I arched my back and flexed my hips experimentally...once...twice...a third time. It really was true what they said about riding a bike.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Huh. Fancy meeting you here," I teased. "I recall telling you that I had a meeting with Holly this morning. Coincidence?" "Sheridan,… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I forgot a detail I read in your file. Won’t happen again.” “My file?” “You don’t think I’d let my father hire… — Alice Clayton Due diligence Copy Share Image
“Ok, look. Whenever I hear people say that they felt ‘sparks,’ I usually think it’s a load of poo. I mean, I… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He opened his mouth to speak, finally initiating conversation with me! “’Sup, Viv?” The man was a poet. I had no words.… — Alice Clayton Communication Copy Share Image
“When you were in a long-distance relationship, of course you made the most of the time you were together. But sometimes, it… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Did you feel that?” he asked, concern crossing his face. “Yeah, I felt it. You too?” I answered, flirting back. “No, I… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hey, if you're going to say what I think you're going to say…wait, are you going to say it?” he asked, smiling… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“And Caroline? Speaking fo thin walls?" he said, as he opened his door and looked back at me. He leaned in his… — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me” — Alice Clayton Boobs Copy Share Image
“With one lick, I was close. With a second lick, I was close to stupid.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“...confidence went much further than a small ass in tight jeans.” — Alice Clayton Confidence Copy Share Image
“So, how is the British invasion going? Has he invaded your hoohah yet?” — Alice Clayton British invasion Copy Share Image
