“It doesn’t always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what’s right in front… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“When you're a little older, you'll see this more clearly." I said and he closed his eyes. That did it. When he… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.” — Alice Clayton Grizzly Copy Share Image
“Get your sweet ass back here. Room 2104. Don’t make me come looking for you— I will make a scene. I will… — Alice Clayton Redhead Copy Share Image
“I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Have you seen this guy yet?" "Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though." "Glad to hear at least one hole is… — Alice Clayton Fitness Copy Share Image
“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Did I arch my back when his gazes finally made it to my chest? Of course I did. And was rewarded with… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“There's all kinds of stuff on the internet. You could've Googled it." he stated. still moving his hand closer. I could feel… — Alice Clayton Internet Copy Share Image
“The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“They say time is elastic. Sometimes an hour passes in an instant while you scratch and cling at every second as they… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to… — Alice Clayton Truth Copy Share Image
“Like a junkie, I was jonesing for a romance novel coupling. I needed a pulsing pillar of passion, a mammoth mail member,… — Alice Clayton Books Copy Share Image
“And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that’s impressive.” I continued, walking backwards into the room. “Yeah, I saw it in a… — Alice Clayton Fire Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sure I’d even want to do this, after she was gone.” “Listen, Archie, we don’t have to--” “Until you, Clara,”… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wait a minute, hold up. Stop everything. His name is Barry -" i started. "-Derry?" Mimi finished. We collapsed on the floor… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The first thing I saw was blue. Blue sweater, blue eyes. Blue. Beautifully blue. Then I saw red as I recognized who… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Now, up until this point in my life, I’d shared that old theory that sex was like pizza. Even when it’s bad,… — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“You realize you are turning me into some kind of machine?” he noted, nodding down at his HiThere poking through the towel.… — Alice Clayton Computers Copy Share Image
“Why are you such a manwhoring asshole?” I asked, my face inches from his. “Why are you such a cockblocking priss?” he… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Yeah, she's right here. She's in the shower, in fact…Oh, Jack! I told Grace the funniest joke about the British invading her… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Finally, I felt him, exactly where he was meant to be. Barely nudging inside, just the feeling of him entering me was… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Marry me.” A statement. Not a question. It came again. “Marry. Me.” His eyes burned into mine. I breathed in, my ears… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“To things staring you right in the face,” I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims.” — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“Beneath the sheet—which was already lower on his hips than should be legal — He Was Still Hard” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m done with easy.” “You should print that on cards.” “Print this—why do you still have clothes on?” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I got into Jillian's Mercedes and drove back across the bridge to wait for my art installation. Which never showed up. Hey,… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“Was this Cowboy Hank? Oh my, yes, it was. Because his belt buckle told me so .” — Alice Clayton Cowboy Copy Share Image
“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow — Alice Clayton Cozy Copy Share Image
“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hi, pot. It’s me, kettle,” Sophia snapped back. “Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
