“This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else… — Alice Clayton Heart Copy Share Image
“You can’t misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“ The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace. Yes, but only if I’d really slutted it up in junior… — Alice Clayton Junior high Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He was everything I’d ever wanted, and everything I hadn’t even known I needed.” — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with… — Alice Clayton Hickey Copy Share Image
“Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m going to fuck you on this balustrade, so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.” He slowly breathed me in, nudging… — Alice Clayton Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“You want me, don’t you?” he asked, and I nodded. “Say it. Out loud.” Did he just quote Twilight ? No matter.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh… — Alice Clayton Humor Copy Share Image
“Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out. "Coming!" I heard Holly… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“We have to stop, this is insane. I literally cannot handle anymore. I think I’ve lost brain function. I can actually feel… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow… — Alice Clayton Wooing Copy Share Image
“Prepare yourself, I’m taking bread out of the oven. Don’t tease me, woman… zucchini? Cranberry orange. Mmmm… No woman has ever done… — Alice Clayton Bread Copy Share Image
“Megan was able to get me the single most important item in this entire house.” “She got you that new vibrator?” “Jesus… — Alice Clayton Best wishes Copy Share Image
“It's always the accent that drives you American women crazy. I'd no idea you fancied it, too…” he trailed off. “Oooh, fancied… — Alice Clayton American women Copy Share Image
“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed… — Alice Clayton Hope Copy Share Image
“And Caroline? Speaking fo thin walls?" he said, as he opened his door and looked back at me. He leaned in his… — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“Was I seriously awake at, let’s see, one sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of the woman getting plowed… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you’re missing something. Simon did it… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to… — Alice Clayton Every night Copy Share Image
“One last thump, one last groan—and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for… — Alice Clayton Cold war Copy Share Image
Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
