Irony Quotes

“I'll hide it on the Internet”

— Taylor Young

“Irony. What a fucking bitch.”

— Jennifer Estep

Existing outside of irony is so hard.

— Zal Batmanglij

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

— Steven Wright

Irony differentiates. Cynicism never does.

— Paul Horgan

“But who is ever fair in an argument?”

— A.B. Shepherd

What can this piece of paper do; imagine?

— Alamgir Hashmi

There is no paradox. There is only irony.

— Philip K. Jason

“Too bad the guards are looking for irony. It's everywhere in here.”

— Mark Olmsted

I LIKE to be alone, but I hate to be LONELY!!!

— Anonymous

In a world where we all desire to love, it's amazing how many people are hurting.

— Anonymous

The univers is statistically more likely to be ironic than not,

— Orson Scott Card

The only way to win a power struggle is to give it up.

— Robert Mandel

“I know that you are deathly sick; and yet, sick as you are, not one is as sick as I.”

— Sophocles

“The irony of life is to realize that you live only to die.”

— Nely Cab

“Do you not see the tragic irony in killing Rudolph to get into the Christmas parade?”

— Jill S. Alexander

“Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?”

— Brandi L. Bates

The irony of capitalist discontent with democracy is that capitalist democracy has been a very good deal for capitalists.

— Jamelle Bouie

Laughter and irony are at heart reminders that we are not prisoners in this world, but voyagers through it.

— Eben Alexander

I don't embrace irony, but I do think it's a pre-existing condition; we manage it as best we can.

— Fred Tomaselli

Part of the irony of environmentalism is questing for solutions when you know you're part of the problem.

— Diane Ackerman

But the irony is they think they're being tough on ISIS and Trump thinks he's being tough on ISIS. Senator Rubio in…

— Ted Koppel

Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens…

— Azgraybebly Josland

It's no small irony that the government inevitably and invariably ends up promoting precisely that which they would most like to repress.

— Jock Sturges

The irony of environmental opposition to the Keystone XL project is that stopping the pipeline to the U.S. will not stop production…

— John Hoeven

Looking around at the faces of the home support at Gillingham, the irony was never lost on me that these people had…

— Peter Crouch

Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy and strength. But sometimes the…

— Anonymous

What I'm doing here is pointing out an irony: Here you have an institution that has systematically protected pedophile priests and then…

— David LaChapelle

“Sex is not about reproduc-tion, gender is not about males and females, courtship is not aboutpersuasion, fashion is not about beauty, and…

— Matt Ridley

“The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with…

— Amy Goldman Koss

Life compulsively dangled the possibility of life. Life, the dramatist on speed. Life, that couldn't stop with its foreshadows and ironies and…

— Glen Duncan

The British Airways steward announced that the in-flight movie would be Chariots of Fire. 'Is that the only one?' I asked. 'We…

— Jim Wallis

But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most…

— Katherine Applegate

“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

Speakers find joy in public speaking when they realize that a speech is all about the audience, not the speaker. Most speakers…

— Nick Morgan

The rottenness of politics in Yugoslavia didn't come as a surprise. The main lesson is that this is a war which could…

— Tony Judt

“I worked for Miss Margaret thirty-eight years. She had her a baby girl with the colic and the only thing that stopped…

— Kathryn Stockett

We had no irony when it came to girls, though. There was just no time to develop it. One moment they weren't…

— Nick Hornby

I'd loved in so many bodies, but never one I loved like this. Never one that I craved in this way. Of…

— Stephenie Meyer

“I cannot say much for this Monarch's Sense--Nor would I if I could, for he was a Lancastrian. I suppose you know…

— Jane Austen