Kerrelyn Sparks

“This being-nice crap was for the birds.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“C’est la vie, chérie.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“I’m making a list. And checking it twice.”

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“If I’m such a bloody hero, why am I alone?”

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“I'm too sexy for my cape...”

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“Oh,Angus, where's the beef?”

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This being-nice crap was for thebirds.

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“That’s Carlos?” Phineas lowered his sword and whistled under his breath. “Hello, kitty.”

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“I thought I saw a puddy tat.” He grinned. “You did, you did.”

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“I’ve bought jewelry for women before,” Zoltan growled. “Not in my lifetime.”

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“She couldn’t run away from him. She’d be running from her own heart.”

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“Have ye been naughty or nice?” “It might be fun to get a little naughty.”

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“Amore.” Giacomo pressed a hand against his heart. “How we suffer for it.”

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“I doona need drugs. I am naturally a mean bastard.”

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“The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350”

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“I can’t date a man who has survived for centuries by biting women and sucking their blood.” — Heather “I bet he…

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“What is 45 minutes to an old goat like you?" - Vanda "I believe it is still 45 minutes." - Connor”

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“Silly human is trying to get himself killed. Zoltan turned toward the voice but saw only a dog resting on a porch…

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“She stumbled back a step. “Carlos was the…?” “Panther, aye.” “He’s a cat?” And her boss was a dog. She shook her…

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“I went to college. Got a master’s degree. Went to Quantico for training. Been chasing down bad guys.” She gave her grandmother…

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“She’s an innocent mortal. She deserves better than me.” “Right, because you’re a disgusting, slobbering beast who’ll rip her throat out and…

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“You know how to shoot?"- Emma "Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather "What…

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“Never try to understand a woman. It will drive you insane, and you still won’t understand.”

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“Heat invaded her cheeks. She wasn't used to men seeing her whithout her clothes on. And here was in her boring white…

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“Oh my God, she’d kissed him! She’d stuck her tongue inside a creature from hell. Oh jeez, this would sound great in…

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“Gregori leaned forward. "Can you believe it? We're all a bunch of mutants! Just like the Ninja Turtles." Angus blinked. "We -…

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“Can't we convince the CIA that some of us are peaceful?" - Lazlo "We'll have to try." Angus folded his arms across…

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“Well, guess what?" Shanna's excited voice interrupted his thoughts. "They're going to have twins! Isn't that exciting!" Robby nodded. "Aye. I can…

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“She looked at Connor. “How old are you?” His jaw shifted. “I doona discuss my private life.” “I can translate that for…

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“Phineas leaped to his feet, giving Vanda a appalled look. "Vanda! Why'd you do it?" "What?" Vanda stood. Phineas slapped a hand…

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“Phineas gave Abigail an encouraging smile. “Chillax, dudette. He didn’t want to bite you.” She wondered if she’d overreacted. “He didn’t?” “Naw.”…

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“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna…

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“The priest removed his glasses and pocketed them. «I'm sure you don't need to hear it, but a sponsor should never get…

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“one of my favorites: Robby gave her a skeptical look. "Ye're an angel of death. No offense, but I would call that…

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“There's no bright side," Phineas objected. "The man's got no gonads." "But she hit the target," Carlos said. "The man has got…

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“I was transformed. Into a vampire." He glanced quickly around the table, but was met with nothing but blank looks. At least,…

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“As she neared the gazebo, the unmistakable sounds of passion drifted from the interior. She halted as a woman let out a…

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“The first time you tried to save people, you were certain of victory?" "Yes. In my pride, I knew I could not…

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“You’re just going to lie there? Sounds kind of boring.” “Not at all.” He stroked her hair. “I get to hold you.…

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“I’m worried about your lack of security, not your lack of nookie.”

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