Vampire Quotes

“It you taste nice I may bite!”

— Amy Mah

“The vampires win every time.”

— Peter Watts

“My god, they're everywhere.”

— Kellie Thacker

“Crazy got nothin on us" Neesa”

— C.T. Todd

“Good evening and good night.”

— Anonymous

“No one likes a soused vampire!”

— Katie MacAlister

Vampires are such prima donnas,

— Magnus

Vampires are super sexy.

— P. C. Cast

“grand a pop for the vampires who survived their first does.”

— Lina Gardiner

“Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown”

— J.L. McCoy

An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

— Matt Groening

“Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore.”

— T. A. Miles

Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker

— Stephenie Meyer

“It’s supernatural, hard to explain it any further.”

— Chelsea Ballinger

“It's a good day to do great things!”

— Randy Lipnitzky

Aaron Spelling kept trying to bring vampires about, and I feel badly that it happened so much later. He was ahead of…

— Brigid Brannagh

“It goes so fast, he thought, they don't tell you that, how fast it goes...”

— S.E. Hinton

“When you put it that way, yuck. I guess when I think of vampire, I picture Brad Pitt or Robert Pattinson. More…

— Aileen Erin

You want a love that consumes you, you want passion and adventure and even a little danger.

— Ian Somerhalder

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

— Stephenie Meyer

“I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like…

— Daven Anderson

I keep vampire hours, going to bed at 2 A.M. and waking up at about 10:30-11 A.M.

— Douglas Coupland

...she yanked open her shoulder bag and pulled out a stake. Boy Scouts and vampire slayers should always be prepared.

— Christopher Golden

“It's the other part I'm not so sure about. You got any advice for me on that, Lucan?" "Sure." The vampire grunted,…

— Lara Adrian

“My love, you are playing with a fire that you do not fully understand.” His voice was deep and controlled. “There are…

— Tina Carreiro

“It’s Okay, Mom.” The little girl grinned impishly. “Max will be pretty with pink nails.” “Oh I brought my A-game,” the vampire…

— Rebecca Zanetti

“You're not prepared physically or mentally to pick a fight with a thousand-year-old vampire." he said. 'He is more cunning and far…

— Evette Davis

“He had never cared if his victims lived or died once he was through with them. But not her. He couldn’t allow…

— Elaine White

“You are a Cadogan vampire, by blood and bone. You have fought for this House, and you are mine to protect. My…

— Chloe Neill

“We watched Vamps hunting Vamps, Vamp hunters and Witches torching Vamps, teenage girls kissing Vamps. And we giggled and swooned through it…

— Shelly Crane

Have you been smoking something? Seriously, I think you're a werewolf. This new snarky attitude is a dead giveaway." "And vampires aren't…

— Anonymous

“Shane looked down at the staked vamp at his feet. 'Claire?' 'Yes?' 'You staked a vampire with a number two pencil.' 'I…

— Rachel Caine

“These friends - and he laid his hand on some of the books - have been good friends to me, and for…

— Bram Stoker

“She was beautiful, only hers was the dark beauty of night, just as Sherry's was the bright beauty of daytime. Her hair…

— Cornell Woolrich

“ Mace humphed. “You think I can’t protect you from a few uneducated humans?” He pulled into the lot, jerked the car…

— Kiersten Fay

Nowadays the movies that people are going to see in the theaters are the big-event movies, like Spider-Man or something, or they're…

— Billy Bob Thornton

“You,” he snarled, closing his fingers around the front of her jacket again, pulling her against his body and up onto her…

— D.B. Reynolds

“Mrs. Potts beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a…

— Sophie Avett

He is the dark prince. The all-powerful one. The leader of the creatures of the night." Then Meena said, "I'm confused then.…

— Meg Cabot