Katie MacAlister

“No one likes a soused vampire!”

— Katie MacAlister

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

— Katie MacAlister

“Oh, lovely. Magical zombies have stolen my valknut.”

— Katie MacAlister

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

— Katie MacAlister

“Think of me as Demon: The Next Generation.”

— Katie MacAlister

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

— Katie MacAlister

Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.

— Katie MacAlister

“love is life no love , no life”

— Katie MacAlister

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

— Katie MacAlister

“He might be a dragon, he might be someone whose name instilled fear in other people, but boy howdy, he sure turned…

— Katie MacAlister

“I love you and that means I'm stuck with you no matter how badly you treat me.”

— Katie MacAlister

“No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant.”

— Katie MacAlister

“You really do think you're the cat's pajamas, don't you?" I asked Raphael, annoyed with his arrogance.”

— Katie MacAlister

“Honestly, it's like trying to discuss brain surgery with tapioca.”

— Katie MacAlister

“I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year…

— Katie MacAlister

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be…

— Katie MacAlister

“Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little. "Obviously, he…

— Katie MacAlister

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine…

— Katie MacAlister

“He made a tck noise in the back of his throat. It expressed all sorts of annoyance and impatience, with just a smidgen of…

— Katie MacAlister

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it…

— Katie MacAlister

Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch…

— Katie MacAlister

“Io. My name is Io." She pronounced the name "eye-oh" as if there perfectly ordinary. Which was ridiculous, because no one he…

— Katie MacAlister

You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except…

— Katie MacAlister

You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do…

— Katie MacAlister

“We have had this discussion before. You are my son. I love you. I will always love you. But I also love…

— Katie MacAlister

“Nora’s startled intake of breath quickly followed, her eyes huge with horror behind her glasses. “Aisling! Dear god. What have you done?” “You…

— Katie MacAlister

“I am, in general, an easygoing person. I try to take a reed-bending-with-the-wind attitude toward life, rather than fight everything. But these constant…

— Katie MacAlister

“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought…

— Katie MacAlister

“Jim pushed against my leg to peer inside. "Well, now, there's a sight you don't see every day." "Voulez-vous cesser de me…

— Katie MacAlister

Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of…

— Katie MacAlister

“Hmph." I pushed the button a couple more times, trying to hurry the elevator along. "Oh, yeah, that's going to do some…

— Katie MacAlister

“Oooh, dinner and a show! How come you never take us to dinner and a show?" He smiled at Roxy. "I would…

— Katie MacAlister

“I sobbed out the story of the day thus far, too far gone in my relief to see Drake to care that…

— Katie MacAlister

“Good twin calling evil twin. The weasel crows at midnight. How copy?" "Oh, for mercy's sake... I'm busy! Stop sending me silly…

— Katie MacAlister

“A drunken party girl and her equally drunken escort got onto the elevator at that moment. The girl spotted Drake and lurched…

— Katie MacAlister

“Maybe I’d better start at the beginning…” “You’re gonna want to sit down,” Jim told the dragon. “Once she gets going, it’s…

— Katie MacAlister

“An interesting parade of expressions passed across Drake’s face. I ran across the floor to him, putting my hands on his chest as…

— Katie MacAlister

Well, possibly," I said, feeling my lips twitch again. "But maybe first you would tell us why you chose to manifest yourself…

— Katie MacAlister

“Now, before you go, you repeat for me what it is you will say if that murdering thief comes to seduce you…

— Katie MacAlister

“I ground my teeth. "Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go…

— Katie MacAlister