Katie MacAlister

“Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon”

— Katie MacAlister

“I am a dragon. We do not nag. We suggest.”

— Katie MacAlister

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

— Katie MacAlister

Why are you taking your breasts away?” -Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne

— Katie MacAlister

“Don’t think I’m not holding you responsible for this, either, you witch!” “I think you lefth the B off that word,” Jim said.”

— Katie MacAlister

“I hope you are pleased with yourself. You have made a spirit cry.”

— Katie MacAlister

“Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes”

— Katie MacAlister

“Would you like me to turn over so you can see my other side?" Raphael asked. "Would you?" Roxy breathed hopefully.”

— Katie MacAlister

“Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love.”

— Katie MacAlister

“Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.”

— Katie MacAlister

“It was alright to be afraid of something, as long as you didn't let the fear control you.”

— Katie MacAlister

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

— Katie MacAlister

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a…

— Katie MacAlister

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him…

— Katie MacAlister

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for…

— Katie MacAlister

“Yeah, I'm really worried. OK, so what's left on the big, big list of things I have to get done before I…

— Katie MacAlister

“Are you unwell? You aren't going to vomit on me, are you?" "That wasn't on my list of planned activities for the…

— Katie MacAlister

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home,…

— Katie MacAlister

What do you know about dragons?” “They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered…

— Katie MacAlister

Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever…

— Katie MacAlister

A knife!" I yelled, still brandishing my pillow. "Jim, I command you to get me a gelding knife. If this guy wants…

— Katie MacAlister

“I have sieged many a castle in my day, m'lady, but my attack on your keep will be the sweetest of all."…

— Katie MacAlister

“Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing. “You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to…

— Katie MacAlister

What do you know about women?" They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're…

— Katie MacAlister

“Someone must have been in a rush to leave this morning," I told the door, trying to tamp down the major case…

— Katie MacAlister

“If Holland recovers consciousness, tell him we'll get him to a healer just as soon as we can," I told them. "You…

— Katie MacAlister

“You meant it, didn’t you?’’ He was silent for a moment, no doubt reading my thoughts. ‘‘Yes, I meant it. You are…

— Katie MacAlister

“Ophelia moaned as I patted her cheeks in the approved "vague assistance to woman who has fainted" manner. "Perdy?" she mumbled, her…

— Katie MacAlister

“It is illegal to portal anyone while they are under duress,I could lose my license if I were to do so." "You're…

— Katie MacAlister

“What were you looking for over here?” Jim asked again. “I wonder if you can exorcise hands…hmm? Oh, where on the wall…

— Katie MacAlister

“That’s the river up there. We’ll likely have to spend the night.’’ He slid me a curious glance. ‘‘I never asked whether…

— Katie MacAlister

“Guys, I’m not in labor. I just moved too quickly, OK?’’ Aisling said. ‘‘Take your hands off her,’’ Drake said in a…

— Katie MacAlister

“I have come!’’ Kostya yelled in a dramatic manner, tossing his head so the sweep of dark auburnhair that had come down over his forehead…

— Katie MacAlister

“Crutches may be a pain in the (pinched nerve back) ass to use, but damn, they are handy when your dog pushes…

— Katie MacAlister

“Thanks," I said to the waitress as she waved toward a table and shoved a small menu in my hands. "You will…

— Katie MacAlister

“Gabriel waited until Aisling had left the room before cocking an eyebrow at Drake. ‘‘Still haven’t told her she’s not going to the sárkány?’’…

— Katie MacAlister

“...but I forgot that I've been bound to the Forest Gump of Guardians. Lucky, lucky me.”

— Katie MacAlister

“Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses.”

— Katie MacAlister

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

— Katie MacAlister

“Your eyes are so gorgeous, I could just suck them right out of your head.”

— Katie MacAlister