An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Surely there must be something massive enough to damage even a vampire beyond healing. I hoped someday to test the theory. I” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Nikolaos had killed Phillip and bitten me to prove how powerful she was. I bet she thought I’d be scared absolutely shitless… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The desk lamp was the only light in the room. The vampire had requested the overheads be turned out. His name was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Two years ago if a vampire bothered someone I just went out and staked the son of a bitch. Now I had… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He led Aubrey and me to the front of the stage. His rich voice caressed the crowd. "We hope you enjoyed our… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I didn’t want to hear this. “What the hell are you talking about?” “Necromancer with a chaser of werewolf; a drink to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Remember the three rules of vampire hunting. One: Never, ever look them in the eyes. Two: Never, ever give up your cross.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so we can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
So many wonderful books to write, and not enough hours in the day. An embarrassment of riches. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“I slowed, just a little, one to save energy, and one to let Russell catch up sooner. I took a big breath and prepared.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur running through… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
I know that look, Blake. You are a drowning woman, and the only way out is down the aisle. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn't… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“What is that old children’s rhyme, ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me’? Anyone who says that doesn’t… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
He made a small sigh, as he swallowed the first blood, then his mouth closed over my earlobe, mouth working at the wound, tongue… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
He gave a small nod, and I smiled back, and that was it. He understood that I'd understood that he'd understood. It took us… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really. I can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
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