Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats. — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
But I don't want to be a vampire drone.' Sophronia winced. 'They'll suck my blood and make me wear only the very… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine...the detrimental effect on your marriage prospects, to be found unchaperoned in a library with a dead vampire!” — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
The vampire's eyes were open, and he was staring at her intently. It was as though he were trying to speak to… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“Alexia's books called this end of the vampire life cycle dissanimation . Alexia, who thought the action astoundingly similar to a soufflé… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Hello, princess,” said Lord Maccon to the vampire. “Got yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn't you?” Lord Akeldama looked him… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I miss him, my lady.” “Well, he is now living adjacent. You can hardly miss him all that much.” “True. But we… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
What if all those strange and unexplainable bends in history were the result of supernatural interference? At which point I asked myself,… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Quietly Sophronia added, "And the soot on my dress, sir?" "I didn't see anything." Professor Braithwope smiled down at her, showing a… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“There was a pleasantness to the air and a spirit about the town that did not come from its color, but from some inner,… — gail carriger Copy Share
I do not giggle without purpose. Lady Linette says you should never misapply a giggle. — Gail Carriger Copy Share
My Hallway" remarked Lord Akeldama,"Has never seen such lively action. And That, my sugarplums, is saying something! — Gail Carriger Copy Share
“Ball?" said one of the Pistons with interest. "We like balls." Dimity gave them her best, most haughty look. "Yes, but are you certain… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
“Goodness gracious me,' exclaimed Alexia, 'what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
“Ivy waved the wet handkerchief, as much as to say, words cannot possibly articulate my profound distress. Then, because Ivy never settled for meaningful… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
Lady Maccon cogitated. She would like to encourage this new spirit of social-mindedness. If Felicity needed anything in her life, it was a cause.… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
Why did you want to go and distract me like that? I was quite in my element and everything.' Conall laughed. 'Someone has to… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
“She wondered if the immortal's avoidance of life's ugliness was a matter of survival or bigotry. Lord Akeldama did so love to know all… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
“Sophronia had no idea why Felix was so intent upon her. She had not yet received lessons in seduction, or she might have understood… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
Lord Maccon believed that if his trousers were on his legs, and something else was on his torso, he was dressed. The less done… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
But we were talking about me and my problems." Sophronia looked Monique up and down gravely. "I don't think we're going to solve those… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
“Nice prong," said Sophronia after a moment. Felix grinned and waggled his eyebrows lasciviously. "Thank you for saying so." Sophronia was instantly suspicious. "You… — Gail Carriger Copy Share
