Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“God envy them, who loves their lover, more than the god. God hates them the most who loves someone pretending but they… — F.R Copy Share Image
I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal...… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy. — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
I was taught by a lot of great comedy writers to go for the reality in a role, and the comedy will… — Carol Kane Copy Share Image
I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out… — Victoria Chang Copy Share Image
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Judge What is more sensual, sexier than a Cat Walk? Contestant Sir, Definitely a Komodo Dragon Walk moving his/her/its bottom 75 Degrees… — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
“Doña Remedios, like her husband, was quite traditional and not trendy enough to understand concepts like natural birth or the importance of… — Olga Núñez Miret Copy Share Image
“You certainly are Lord Know-It-All this evening, aren’t you?” “Only when necessary. Otherwise I try not to let my brilliance overshadow my… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat. “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely.… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“What were you thinking when we were holding hands diagonally?" I ask. Jeff says, "I was thinking, 'It's going to be so… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Do you play video games, Liv?’ he asked congenially. ‘Uh, yes.’ ‘Well, stop cleaning up the dishes and come play with us,’… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The idea behind doing comedies is that you go home a little happier. — Kathleen Turner Copy Share Image
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