“If the world is your oyster, why are some people so full of grit?” — Stacy S. Avary Copy Share Image
People who have picture-perfect upbringings and lives tend not to be funny. I don't think they write from a position of pain. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
“Blasted grave marker. There sure are a bloody lot of them. They've got some nerve burying all these dead people here.” — Tess Oliver Copy Share Image
You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Molly was a helluva nice girl, but her fried eggs looked like broiled assholes.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.” — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
“I want very much to carpe you," it says. "I may try to surprise you, though, if that's okay. Also, I can't… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
It's self-effacing, it's hard-luck, the shtetl stories. All those Coasters things are an amalgam of Yiddish and black humor. — Jerry Leiber Copy Share Image
“if you think there is something wrong with the world, you should stop: it's just you.” — rolandas kausas Copy Share Image
I'm a bug on acting, which distinguishes Second City from a lot of other revues. It comes from the character, the behavior,… — Bernard Sahlins Copy Share Image
“Her youngest daughter shrugged. “Ain’t got no money, do we?” “I don’t understand. Why aren’t you pillaging like the rest of your… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“The large bedroom was crammed to overflowing with family relics, and examples of the various arts in which Lady Emily had brilliantly… — Angela Thirkell Copy Share Image
I just took a picture of my feet then side my best friend and me why because it will never stop kick… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Tracy and I were among the few girls left in our class who hadn't made it to the table as Todd's girl… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously.… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
“Are you thinking about tomorrow? There really is no tomorrow – not today. Everything exists within the right now and if there… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
Solving wits and puzzles, in a way, helps to develop wit and ingenuity. — Shakuntala Devi Copy Share Image
Chong is my comedy idol, he has everything I want to be as a comedian — Amanda Hernandez Copy Share Image
No teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand isn't raised. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
