“har anche sakht va ostovar ast dood mishavad va be hava miravad.” — Marshall Berman Copy Share Image
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor.” — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs!” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Did you ever have a conversation with different parts of yourself. Try it. It can be fun. You never know what you… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“One day all the racists and religious extremists in this world will wake up and realize that they are living in a… — Thisuri Wanniarachchi Copy Share Image
I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the… — Bruce Nauman Copy Share Image
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Given her ladyship's propensity for attracting deceased persons. Like an aged spinster attracts cats.” — Verity Bright Copy Share Image
“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“I could get a fedora and a trench coat and a wisecracking sense of humor; she could sit poised at hotel bars… — Tana French Copy Share Image
“Might as well toss this, Chickie, it's ruined. What was it like, getting shot?" "What kind of a dumb ass question is… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Lucifer’s kingdom is metaphorical, not literal. The fallen are scattered throughout the world, maintaining different bases of power for him.” “And my… — Christina Henry Copy Share Image
“Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he… — Carsten Jensen Copy Share Image
“While Owen and Miles talk sports, I people watch. And this is what I see: teenagers trying to act like adults. Or… — Melody Carlson Copy Share Image
“I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going to shit my pants… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
A large number of deaf, crippled and blind people are afflicted solely through the malice of the demon. And one must in… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized you could buy a packet of cereal with a free gift and… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.” — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
“His father fell off a window-ledge. No wonder his mum had cheered up.” — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“Never mess with the Fez.” —Heather Peaceout, Black Fez, Second Order” — Richard Due Copy Share Image
