“Bear turns out to be an acronym for ‘Beating Evil’s Ass Regularly’.” — Bobbi Romans Copy Share Image
Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. — GloZell Copy Share Image
“How did you get in here?' (...) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each… — Rachel Aaron Copy Share Image
We're an improv group and a sketch comedy group called the Tenderloins, that's our alter ego. — James Murray Copy Share Image
I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous. — Bahman Ghobadi Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you, and in the dream you were dreaming of me. We were meant for each other subconsciously.” — Rodney Jenkins Copy Share Image
I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the… — Katherine Rundell Copy Share Image
Comedy has allowed me to be my 100-percent-true self, as opposed to other places, where I feel like that's been a hindrance.… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
“He was in search of a story, nothing more. He shouldn't be thinking about her bedroom at all. But, in a matter… — Aria Kane Copy Share Image
Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at… — Denis Parsons Burkitt Copy Share Image
“Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Basically I made her [ Sara Pocock] listen to funk music for a good month, a nonstop stream of George Clinton. I… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“You’re still a little shy, I see, the wizard noted. I think if you ignore evil, my friend, it tends to grow… — Ann B. Keller Copy Share Image
You can't deny the truth. And that's what makes smart comedy so good. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
![“Basically I made her [ Sara Pocock] listen to funk music for a good month, a nonstop stream of George Clinton. I was talking about the art from...if you look at the art from George Clinton albums there are two or three artists he worked with...I made her listen to my album too so all the images…” quote by Baron Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/ace/baron-vaughn-6620_albums_basically-i-made-her-sara-pocock-listen_41518.jpg)
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