“I'm a mother," said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“When you get to a point where there’s absolutely nothing you can count on in this world, you’re home free.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
That should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I think a man's wordplay can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“He'd never been one for jokes, but of course he'd pick now to get a sense of humor.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got a reason for running. I talk about a larger goal, which is to call upon the best of America. It's… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“From an illustration in her "Animals of a Bygone Era": a Leptictidium, an extinct rabbit-like animal who left no descendants, says: "Too… — Maja Säfström Copy Share Image
“Just one more line, please. I'll do anything. And I mean anything." "Good, we've got him hooked," said Ryan. "It won't be… — Aiden Shaw Copy Share Image
“I be dog if hit don't look like sometimes that when a fellow sets out to play a joke, hit ain't another… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
We are not actually in charge of life, yet behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization… — Billy Childish Copy Share Image
“This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
She who ne'er answers till a husband cools, Or, if she rules him, never shows she rules; Charms by accepting, by submitting,… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
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