“If ever there was a case deserving Capital Punishment, it's for this white lie.” — Brian Spellman Absurd Copy Share Image
“I went to a self-help group. I helped myself to their buffet. It was a pot down on luck. (I brought corn.)” — Brian Spellman Buffet Copy Share Image
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“Now I lay me down to sweeps, my Nielsen monitoring sold to keep. If I should die before I wake, display my… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Creativity Copy Share Image
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then… — Brian Spellman Common sense Copy Share Image
“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When… — Brian Spellman Atheism Copy Share Image
“They ... "Well, you know what they say." "They? Who are they?" I said. "You know, us we-s should get together to… — Brian Spellman Friend Copy Share Image
“Absolute power instructs absolutely, kindergarten on.” — Brian Spellman Absolute power Copy Share Image
“90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.” — Brian Spellman Humor Copy Share Image
“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
