“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Arrogance Copy Share Image
“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.” — Brian Spellman Argument Copy Share Image
“I assume therefore I think I think yet still don't know a goddamn thing.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?” — Brian Spellman Confusion Copy Share Image
“My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.” — Brian Spellman Humor Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Absurd Copy Share Image
