I don't feel comfortable calling myself a writer or a director or an actor. — Limmy Actor Copy Share Image
I'm not a mad genius or anything, but I'm just constantly driven to make things up, but I wonder who I'm doing… — Limmy Copy Share Image
It's in me to get steaming and to think too much, worry too much about the future, the past. — Limmy Fear Copy Share Image
I'm just someone who likes making lots of things up and trying to be funny. That's about it. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school. — Limmy Actor Copy Share Image
My maw died when I was 20. You tune into the radio or the telly and life goes on. Things keep on… — Limmy Life Copy Share Image
I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having… — Limmy Freedom Copy Share Image
I love 'The Twilight Zone,' the original black and white ones with Rod Serling's wee bit at the beginning. — Limmy Beginning Copy Share Image
I was reading stories by Raymond Carver and some of his stuff sort of ended abruptly here and there, where in other… — Limmy Copy Share Image
When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the shops would be filled with dry grass… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity.… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
The word 'cult' is almost a nice way of saying a lot of people hate you, or have never heard of you.… — Limmy Cult Copy Share Image
My issue with all sort of social justice stuff and leftie stuff, and I would put myself on a social justice leftie… — Limmy Jargon Copy Share Image
I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Some people don't like showing any deviation from normality, but I like talking about things like that, so talking about my mental… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I was asked before to go out on '8 out of 10 Cats,' and I've been asked to go on 'Question Time,'… — Limmy Copy Share Image
One thing I like to do is visit technical forums and ask for help regarding an entirely fictitious problem I'm having with… — Limmy Copy Share Image
You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities… — Limmy Dark Copy Share Image
I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general… — Limmy Country Copy Share Image
For me, in my mind personally and privately, there are no limits to comedy. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I've just got a really sick sense of humour that's separate from reality. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
