Bill Hader

To be honest, I don't know how comedy works.

— Bill Hader

Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.

— Bill Hader

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

— Bill Hader

The nature of 'SNL' is that it's so in-the-moment.

— Bill Hader

Turns out typecasting is a real thing.

— Bill Hader

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

— Bill Hader

George Saunders is a complete genius.

— Bill Hader

I had a small part in 'Pineapple Express.'

— Bill Hader

I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.

— Bill Hader

I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled.

— Bill Hader

I was at Second City L.A., going through the conservatory, and I graduated in 2004 and I got 'SNL' in 2005.

— Bill Hader

Good directors give short and specific instructions to their actors.

— Bill Hader

Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.

— Bill Hader

I was offered a lot of supporting crazy parts in comedies because that's all I had done.

— Bill Hader

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!'

— Bill Hader

I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing.

— Bill Hader

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said…

— Bill Hader

I get migraines a lot. I get them when I'm stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through…

— Bill Hader

The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.

— Bill Hader

I would do 'Superbad,' and the next offers you would get would all be crazy cop characters or crazy security guards or…

— Bill Hader

When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long…

— Bill Hader

When people tell you what doesn't work, they're usually right. When they tell you how to fix it, they're usually wrong.

— Bill Hader

I hated pitch meetings. Pitch meetings were my least favorite part of the week. I just gave up. I was so terrible…

— Bill Hader

The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from…

— Bill Hader

It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a…

— Bill Hader

To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it,…

— Bill Hader

It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me…

— Bill Hader

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full…

— Bill Hader

I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a…

— Bill Hader

'Vanity Fair' did this grid thing a couple years ago, connecting people who've worked together, and I had the most branches on…

— Bill Hader

When I was on 'SNL,' I was getting weirdly anxious about being on camera, which I had never really done before. And…

— Bill Hader

In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the…

— Bill Hader

Fred Willard still makes me laugh.

— Bill Hader

Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic.

— Bill Hader

I'm a huge fan of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

— Bill Hader

Paul Rudd is a huge 'Hot Rod' fan.

— Bill Hader

I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.

— Bill Hader

Let's face it: I look pretty out of shape.

— Bill Hader

My mom, dad, grandparents, we all do voices.

— Bill Hader

I love comedy, but it's dramas that stick with me.

— Bill Hader