Heart and humor and humility, he said will lighten up your heavy load. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“ Egotist , n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.” — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I prefer noodles when they're raw, they taste just as good, but reward you with a satisfying crunch...” — Callum Horncastle Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym… ...I want to impress that pretty girl ...which machine can I use…? TRAINER REPLIED… — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!” — Christina Scalise Copy Share Image
I'm not going to say the market is flooded, but there are a lot of people doing comedy. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I'll always come back to comedy. Doing drama can feel satisfying, but day to day, it's just not as fun as laughing. — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
Jackie Chan is a very good comedy/martial arts star. He does one kind of martial arts that Jet Li doesn't know how… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
“You're cool Joe" she told him, her voice weighty, as if she was bestowing a grave honor on him even though a… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
There's no reason to do 'ex and the City' if it's not going to be everything 'Sex and the City' is, which… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
“You let me handle Marius," I said. "Now, you didn't come without you dagger." "No, I did not," he said, lifting his… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“With me, it was my liver that was out of order. […] I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Shortkut... ' has a very nice, strong story. It is not one of those nonsensical comedies where characters attempt buffoonery to get… — Akshaye Khanna Copy Share Image
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“It's because you weren't in love," Mary said. "When you're in love it's beautiful. When you're not it's just dirty filthy sex.… — Christopher Pike Copy Share Image
Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.” — Thisuri Wanniarachchi Copy Share Image
Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor. — Kimberly Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
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