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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
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Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Polly had arrived in the world outraged to discover that her sisters had gotten there before her.” — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I think probably the most difficult challenge was just the climb and rise in show business because I went through my entire… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“It was not just that he had terrible style: he also gave the impression that he was deliberately desecrating the very idea… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
A life that partakes even a little of friendship, love, irony, humor, parenthood, literature, and music, and the chance to take part… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Paranormal. It rolls off the tongue with such poetry but it means something like, beyond normal. There is nothing paranormal about magic.… — Marcy L. Peska Copy Share Image
Imitation is the best form of flattery; people generally understand that my comedy is not intended to hurt anybody. Occasionally, an actor… — Vivek Copy Share Image
“Bless the bright eyes of your sex! They never see, whether for good or bad, more than one side of any question;… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate." "Now there's a thought," Lor says. "If you mean what I think you… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk” — Elizabeth Rudnick Copy Share Image
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
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