Humor Quotes · Page 192

“Sometimes the answers aren’t as funny as the questions.”

— DeeDee Andrews

I didn't get into comedy to talk about violent death all the time.

— Larry Wilmore

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

— Rita Rudner

“I once met a man who was paranoid about dying, so i shot him”

— Mark Read

I like my sense of humour. I'd be okay with being taller.

— Noah Reid

“Laughter is the stubborn reward of grim times.”

— Edward McPherson

“People who use the word "class" haven't any.”

— Jim Hooker

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

— Henny Youngman

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor.

— Frederick Lenz

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.

— Thomas Szasz

If the existence of human beings leads to nothing, what is all this comedy about?

— Camille Flammarion

I dont mind god's sense of humour but its waiting for the punchline that is killing me...

— Boaz Zippor

“Jeg må vel konstatere, at jeg har et talent for at blive upgrated. Der er jo ingen grund til at kalde det…

— Jørgen Leth

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.

— Reba McEntire

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

— Umberto Eco

I do enjoy doing action quite clearly, but I also really like doing comedy.

— Chris Pine

What you want to do is talk about ideas, you write a novel, you have a lecture about those ideas. Satire and…

— Justin Simien

“In the secular trinity of Irish-American values, loyalty and humor are father and son. Self-deprecation is the spirit that works in mysterious…

— Maureen Dezell

“And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer it was, and went into details: it pleaded for the church, and the…

— Mark Twain

“But Americans have also exercised an additional option for decades: make fun of something. The Constitution does not guarantee Americans the right…

— Michael Kantor

That catharsis is really the core of the incredibly personal comedy of Louis C.K. or Marc Maron or whatever. And look -…

— John Hodgman

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why…

— Steven Wright

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch…

— Mike Epps

“I hope the artist who illustrates this work will take care to do justice to his portrait. Mr. Clive himself, let that…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

— George W. Bush

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

— Dave Chappelle

“You can't create a masterpiece if you are not a mastermind.”

— Somoy Rahman

I wouldn't want my comedy show to hurt anybody. I'm not Donald Trump.

— Ralphie May

“A Man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feeling.”

— William Nsubuga

“It is so dam difficult to be simple.”

— Valquiria Oliveira

“I love you too, now let's make this birth our bitch.”

— Toni Aleo

“Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

I like physical comedy. And I like the old comedies.

— Patrick Dempsey

When you see what is not real, this laughter comes

— Mooji

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

— Jerry Coleman

“I was just, uh...looking at your bush.”

— Cassie Mae

The maimings of love are endlessly funny…

— Gilbert Sorrentino

“she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right”

— Anne Taintor

I don't like the bullying, do-one-over style of comedy. It's so cheap.

— Olivia Colman

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana