“I think a character in a comedy should not know they're in a comedy.” — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“Don't take life seriously, you never make it out alive anyways” — A T-Shirt Company Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I look over at him. He stares straight ahead. "So," I say. "Golem, huh?" "I prefer the term 'Mineral-American.” — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
At Evergreen you can create your own major and your own classes. So I actually studied stand-up comedy. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
“If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and… — Jeannine M. Luby Copy Share Image
“You would never do anything like that, would you?" my wife asked him. "You would never hurt animals." Our son shook his… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
The humor for me is how far above your head the signature is - it's dislocated from the sign of the artist… — Laura Owens Copy Share Image
Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I really loved Andy Kaufman growing up, like every comedy person does. I like when sometimes the audience isn't quite sure what's… — Mike O'Brien Copy Share Image
I remember just sitting down one day and going, 'I should have friends.' And then I developed a sense of humour. By… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
To me, those three are the revolutionaries. Richard Pryor was honest, raw. George Carlin was brilliant. He was also deep, fearless. And… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Four men a pickup truck and a case of beer and you can move mountains. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It's funny people don't miss you until you're actually gone/missing. — Justin Lee Riner Copy Share Image
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
