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I don't want to be ordinary. I'm willing to do the work. I'm willing to suffer the indignities of comedy because I… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Well, it's so cheesy to say but you can't find a comedy director who makes movies for critics. When a movie does… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
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I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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