“My motto is: if its cold outside wear whatever you need to keep warm” — Michael Primi Copy Share Image
We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I think as creatures we're incredibly sociable, and I do think comedy brings us all together. — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
“Then her mother – as skilled in the art of ambush as most mothers are – startled her with her furious, echoing roar.” — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
“Shield me, kind heaven, what an inundation of impertinence is here coming upon us!” — John Vanbrugh Copy Share Image
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People like us run the world not just by chance but because we’re the only ones capable of doing it. We know… — Nathan M. Farrugia Copy Share Image
“Now, granted, Howard doesn't fit the conventional psychological profile of a rebounder - that of the no-nonsense, utilitarian "dirty work" specialist. Rather,… — Chris Ballard Copy Share Image
For the better part of the first year in college, I didn't understand a single joke. For the better part of the… — Jon Rahm Copy Share Image
Knowing that pain and conflict is just change trying to happen, that there is something beautiful on the other side, that it… — Jaime Murray Copy Share Image
“Destiny, you need to learn something. Rules are made to be broken.” My mouth almost unhinged itself from sheer disbelief. “Hannah, we… — Cindy Ray Hale Copy Share Image
“In other words, paradoxically, loners are the truth philanthropists. Loving nothing is equivalent to loving everything. Damn, it's only a matter of… — Wataru Watari Copy Share Image
I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell...” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
