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I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad. — Kimberly Elise Copy Share Image
The circumstances In which I grew up In Poland were not auspicious for humor. — Krzysztof Penderecki Copy Share Image
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
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I'd done light comedy. In some quarters, About Last Night... is a romantic comedy. So it wasn't like I'd been doing Sophie's… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
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But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A vile and overbearing temper becomes sometimes, in one long accustomed to the exercise of power, unendurable to those who are subject… — Samuel Freeman Miller Copy Share Image
Sometimes, songs spill out of you very fast, and sometimes you have to wrangle them to the floor. But the same thing… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have… — Bill Mauldin Copy Share Image
Sometimes you want to have a talk about race, about police violence. It's very hard to get through to somebody. Everyone's got… — Colton Dunn Copy Share Image
“You are in a melancholy humour, and fancy that any one unlike yourself must be happy. But remember that the pain of… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“(talking about his father) 230 pounds of nickels in Sears slacks.” — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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