Marc Maron

Hopefully standup will become special again.

— Marc Maron

“I expect relief and life-changing impact from everything.”

— Marc Maron

It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.

— Marc Maron

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'

— Marc Maron

I was married once before, and I stopped.

— Marc Maron

I look at every book as a self-help book.

— Marc Maron

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

— Marc Maron

Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched.

— Marc Maron

I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics.

— Marc Maron

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.

— Marc Maron

Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected…

— Marc Maron

I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel…

— Marc Maron

The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of…

— Marc Maron

Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and…

— Marc Maron

“When you're young you really think you're angry for reasons and causes. As you get older, you realize you might just be…

— Marc Maron

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

— Marc Maron

I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit.…

— Marc Maron

I'm not a narcissist, but I definitely have gotten enough explosive narcissistic shrapnel from my father. I'm sort of wired that way,…

— Marc Maron

Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon…

— Marc Maron

My monologues aren't always funny. They're generally thoughtful. Sometimes at different levels of aggravation. And sometimes no aggravation. But the pressure on…

— Marc Maron

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once…

— Marc Maron

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me…

— Marc Maron

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.…

— Marc Maron

If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think…

— Marc Maron

“I develop oddly deep emotional connections to people in my life that are one-sided. I may just be a passing character to…

— Marc Maron

“Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally retarded, morally dubious, substance-addicted animals who live out of boxes and milk crates.…

— Marc Maron

A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New…

— Marc Maron

Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever…

— Marc Maron

I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that…

— Marc Maron

“The last day i was home i took the rental car up old 14 behind the Sandia Mountains. as i drove north…

— Marc Maron

“I think the pastime of chatting or candidly talking to people about anything or nothing is fading away. People don't even want…

— Marc Maron

“I’ve gotta stop thinking I know what other people think, cause most of ‘what other people think’ is something I’m making up.…

— Marc Maron

There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.

— Marc Maron

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

— Marc Maron

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.

— Marc Maron

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

— Marc Maron

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

— Marc Maron

The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

— Marc Maron

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

— Marc Maron

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

— Marc Maron