Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“I was an abusive, selfish, needy, angry asshole. Now I'm just kind of selfish, a little less angry, occasionally needy, with flights… — Marc Maron Growth Copy Share Image
I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle… — Marc Maron Commitment Copy Share Image
There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine; it's just me and my producer and… — Marc Maron Business Copy Share Image
Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron Biology Copy Share Image
I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think… — Marc Maron Bullshit Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar… — Marc Maron Ability Copy Share Image
One thing I'm grateful for, and also surprised and excited about, is that I have a place in the community of comics… — Marc Maron Comic Copy Share Image
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if… — Marc Maron Anger Copy Share Image
I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“The last day i was home i took the rental car up old 14 behind the Sandia Mountains. as i drove north… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“I think the pastime of chatting or candidly talking to people about anything or nothing is fading away. People don't even want… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes… — Marc Maron Book Copy Share Image
The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. — Marc Maron Access Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Clown Copy Share Image
I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs… — Marc Maron Age Copy Share Image
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron Animal Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless… — Marc Maron Ice cream Copy Share Image
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the… — Marc Maron Business Copy Share Image
That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the… — Marc Maron Being funny Copy Share Image
It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing. — Marc Maron Experience Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see… — Marc Maron Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want… — Marc Maron Buying Copy Share Image
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the… — Marc Maron Care Copy Share Image
Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's… — Marc Maron Campus Copy Share Image
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
