Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want… — Marc Maron Buying Copy Share Image
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the… — Marc Maron Care Copy Share Image
Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's… — Marc Maron Campus Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see… — Marc Maron Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing. — Marc Maron Experience Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
“People don’t talk to each other about real things because they’re afraid of how they’ll be judged. Or” — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you… — Marc Maron Bourgeois Copy Share Image
My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10… — Marc Maron Cat Copy Share Image
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like,… — Marc Maron Comics Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a… — Marc Maron Addiction Copy Share Image
Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be… — Marc Maron Delusion Copy Share Image
I'm just looking for authentic engagement of some kind, and usually, after an hour or more, you get that. Some people talk… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of… — Marc Maron Communication Copy Share Image
“I’ve gotta stop thinking I know what other people think, cause most of ‘what other people think’ is something I’m making up.… — Marc Maron Anxiety Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Conversation Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Being jealous Copy Share Image
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling. — Marc Maron Cat Copy Share Image
I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes… — Marc Maron Book Copy Share Image
The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. — Marc Maron Access Copy Share Image
I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless… — Marc Maron Ice cream Copy Share Image
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Clown Copy Share Image
I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs… — Marc Maron Age Copy Share Image
Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron Animal Copy Share Image
Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine; it's just me and my producer and… — Marc Maron Business Copy Share Image
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron Biology Copy Share Image
Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
“I was an abusive, selfish, needy, angry asshole. Now I'm just kind of selfish, a little less angry, occasionally needy, with flights… — Marc Maron Growth Copy Share Image
There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle… — Marc Maron Commitment Copy Share Image
![“I’ve gotta stop thinking I know what other people think, cause most of ‘what other people think’ is something I’m making up. So I should just let them have their experience, I’ll have my experience and not pretend to know, and just get past that. [I think that] is a major obstacle: manifesting…” quote by Marc Maron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/526/marc-maron-2459_anxiety_i-ve-gotta-stop-thinking-i-know-what-oth_3075383.jpg)
