The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. — Marc Maron Europe Copy Share Image
You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television. — Marc Maron Ability Copy Share Image
I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I don't really get tired… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the… — Marc Maron Clubs Copy Share Image
Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. — Marc Maron Existence Copy Share Image
When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate. — Marc Maron Devil Copy Share Image
Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like,… — Marc Maron Comics Copy Share Image
Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be… — Marc Maron Delusion Copy Share Image
What appealed to me was the intimacy of the medium, the fact that I was doing it from my home, and the… — Marc Maron Bonding Copy Share Image
“[...] I'm about to get on a plane here, and I'm packing recovery literature. All I know is I'm going to be… — Marc Maron Books Copy Share Image
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're… — Marc Maron Compromise Copy Share Image
“I was with her for about six years before I asked her to marry me, which only means one thing: I shouldn’t… — Marc Maron Marriage Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are… — Marc Maron America Copy Share Image
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of… — Marc Maron Europe Copy Share Image
I came upon whatever I'm doing organically. I didn't study anything. I don't have any real aspirations other than to connect with… — Marc Maron Aspiration Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Conversation Copy Share Image
“I’ve gotta stop thinking I know what other people think, cause most of ‘what other people think’ is something I’m making up.… — Marc Maron Anxiety Copy Share Image
I'm interested in the fact that comics are people who are oddly courageous in their desire and their commitment to sacrificing any… — Marc Maron Comic Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Being jealous Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was… — Marc Maron Comforting Copy Share Image
Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very… — Marc Maron Comforting Copy Share Image
Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“When you're young you really think you're angry for reasons and causes. As you get older, you realize you might just be… — Marc Maron Angry Copy Share Image
The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron Funny Copy Share Image
“He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age or hindsight. He's a biased historian of self, an emotional revisionist. We all are,… — Marc Maron Father Copy Share Image
I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people. — Marc Maron Emotional Copy Share Image
I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected… — Marc Maron Beautiful Copy Share Image
The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. — Marc Maron Bile Copy Share Image
I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel… — Marc Maron Connections Copy Share Image
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