I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling. — Marc Maron Cat Copy Share Image
I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“People don’t talk to each other about real things because they’re afraid of how they’ll be judged. Or” — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't really compartmentalize well. I'm in a state of anxiety and panic a lot, but it's for different reasons. It used… — Marc Maron Anxiety Copy Share Image
The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have… — Marc Maron Communication Copy Share Image
Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the… — Marc Maron Ballparks Copy Share Image
Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not a narcissist, but I definitely have gotten enough explosive narcissistic shrapnel from my father. I'm sort of wired that way,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My monologues aren't always funny. They're generally thoughtful. Sometimes at different levels of aggravation. And sometimes no aggravation. But the pressure on… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have… — Marc Maron Adventure Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why?… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've always been someone who likes to talk to people. When I was a little kid, I sought out freaks and weirdos… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
In a lot of ways, I'm seeking some sort of peace of mind for myself. I'm a fairly emotionally petty, resentful guy… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around… — Marc Maron Adults Copy Share Image
Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because… — Marc Maron Age Copy Share Image
I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“I don’t hoard, exactly, but I get it. It’s a response to our need and desire for purpose, order, definition, and a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston,… — Marc Maron Boston Copy Share Image
“We're all carrying around some shit. When you hear the things people have gone through and realize you've gone through the same,… — Marc Maron Hope Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie; it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been… — Marc Maron Cathartic Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t even realize they’re bitter. If you don’t know whether you are or not, here’s a quick quiz you can… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm a guy that after having experience in radio and stuff, if I can trust the people I'm working with, I get… — Marc Maron Adventure Copy Share Image
When you commit your life to something and it doesn't work out, it is a tough place to be. Suicide can be… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or… — Marc Maron Capitalism Copy Share Image
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
