I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron Comedy Copy Share Image
That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the… — Marc Maron Being funny Copy Share Image
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the… — Marc Maron Business Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their… — Marc Maron Culture Copy Share Image
I found a great deal of relief and excitement watching comics when I was very young. My grandmother was very into them… — Marc Maron After school Copy Share Image
“I was with her for about six years before I asked her to marry me, which only means one thing: I shouldn’t… — Marc Maron Marriage Copy Share Image
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of… — Marc Maron Europe Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are… — Marc Maron America Copy Share Image
What appealed to me was the intimacy of the medium, the fact that I was doing it from my home, and the… — Marc Maron Bonding Copy Share Image
“[...] I'm about to get on a plane here, and I'm packing recovery literature. All I know is I'm going to be… — Marc Maron Books Copy Share Image
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're… — Marc Maron Compromise Copy Share Image
“We're all carrying around some shit. When you hear the things people have gone through and realize you've gone through the same,… — Marc Maron Hope Copy Share Image
It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston,… — Marc Maron Boston Copy Share Image
I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or… — Marc Maron Capitalism Copy Share Image
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that… — Marc Maron Baby Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm a guy that after having experience in radio and stuff, if I can trust the people I'm working with, I get… — Marc Maron Adventure Copy Share Image
I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie; it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been… — Marc Maron Cathartic Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t even realize they’re bitter. If you don’t know whether you are or not, here’s a quick quiz you can… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
When you commit your life to something and it doesn't work out, it is a tough place to be. Suicide can be… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've always been someone who likes to talk to people. When I was a little kid, I sought out freaks and weirdos… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have… — Marc Maron Adventure Copy Share Image
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why?… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
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